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I Fought The Law, and the Law Won- aka "Stupid Criminal of the Week"

Discussion in 'Crimes' started by Sunburst, Nov 3, 2017.

  1. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    "Hurled a Bowl of Sugar"?. WHAT?! WAS SHE HOPING FOR "Ants"?!
     
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  2. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    "BRAINIACS"! What looked like a "Gun". They must have been watching "Tammy". "Umm... That's Your Finger". "IS IT?!!!"ATM. If they were only that EASY to get into... DUH!
     
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  3. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    LITTLE BASTURD! NEEDS TO BE TAUGHT A HUGE LESSON!!!
     
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  4. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    I HAVE SPAGHETTI SAUCE! AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT! YOU'LL GET "ACID REFLUX"!
     
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  5. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

     
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    Mel70 Bronze Member

     
  7. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    WOW! THIS NEW "POWER BURGER" IS REALLY GIVING ME ENERGY! MAN... I'M ALREADY CRAVING ANOTHER ONE :happydance::skip::woohoo:
     
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  8. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    (Running into "Zoo Office") YOUR ZEBRAS ARE SICK! ALL THEIR STRIPES ARE COMING OFF!!! CALL THE "VET"!
     
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  9. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    :giggle:
     
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  10. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    OMG!!!! STUPID REACHES NEW HEIGHTS! SERIOUSLY! NEEDS TO BE LOCKED UP FOR BEING "STUPID BEYOND BELIEF"!
     
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  11. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    (HONK) WE'RE CLOSED ! IT'S ON THAT THARE SIGN! YOU AIN'T LEARNT HOW TO READ ?! (HONK)...OH DAMN!!! IT'S "Dwight" AGAIN! F OFF "DWIGHT"! EATING SUPPER!!! IT'S "MACARONI MONDAY"! UGH...DANGIT!!! NO "DWIGHT" YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!
     
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  12. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    Ohhhh.... look Gladys, Fresh Cookies. They're STILL WARM. AND FRESH OFF THE "GRILL" TOO!! LOOK AT THE "GRILL MARKS"!
     
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  13. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    If they did Deliver "Cocaine" would they "Fly" faster?.:hero:
     
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  14. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    Ohhh...So it was "The Disneyland Bank of Make Believe". ? ANNOUNCER: OUR LOAN INTEREST RATES ARE SO HIGH...YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT !
     
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  15. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    I was uhhhh...in here looking for My "Carmex" IT WAS BRAND NEW TOO!!!
     
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  16. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    MARTHA!!!! CALL THE "NEWS"!!!!
     
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  17. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    THAT'S NOT MINE! ANY OF IT!!! SOMEONE KNOCKED ME OUT!!!:doh::bat::groan:
     
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  18. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    AHAHAHAAA ! LMAO! RETURN TO THE "SCENE OF THE CRIME"!!!!! DUHHH!!!
     
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  19. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    Her Horse, "Bo Duke". THAT'S AWESOME!
     
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  20. Mel70

    Mel70 Bronze Member

    :horse: HI (HICUP) "SLIVERR" AWAYKE!!! WHOAAA!!! WAAAIIITTT! UGH!!! COME BACK!!! MANNNN..:thud:
    I thpunk theresss a Oskrich Farm round clothes.:emu: TTHAR YA RRR!!! ECZY NOW!! :thud:
     
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