Can’t Afford Underwear? $4 Mayonnaise? Alex Murdaugh’s Commissary Receipts Tell Different Story
Also, he’s been moisturizing …
Presented with a bit of levity, the actual deposits & purchases of Murdaugh's prison commissary account.
"I know you’re dying to know the answer to one of the most quintessential questions in the world of men so I’ll get that out of the way now.
The answer is boxers.
I’d rather not be talking with you about the man’s underwear, but his attorney’s nauseating mention of them in court last week and his outrageous claim that Murdaugh can’t afford a new pair has left me no choice."
Who Is Giving Him His Commissary Money?
He has received …
- $100 from his attorney Jim Griffin
- $188.90 from his sister, Lynn Goettee
- $106.95 from “Elizabeth A. Murdaugh,” which could be his mother (Elizabeth Alexander Murdaugh) or his sister-in-law “Elizabeth Anne Arnett Murdaugh“
- $128.95 from “John Murdaugh,” which could be his brother John Marvin Murdaugh.
- $106.95 from “Randy Murdaugh Murdaugh,” which is likely his brother Randolph Murdaugh IV, who appears to be giving money TO a person he is currently suing for $90,000 in unpaid debts. Randy Murdaugh filed the suit against Alex Murdaugh in early November and less than 24 hours later Alex Murdaugh had filed a “confession of judgment,” which would effectively move Randy to the front of the line to get repaid. The move was seen as a possible maneuver to help shift around some of Alex’s assets ahead of what will likely be a long line of people owed money.
At Richland County detention center, there is no weekly limit on how much money can be deposited into an inmate‘s account, according to the county’s public information officer. But there does appear to be a limit on how much an inmate can spend there.
And that limit seems to be $60 a week.
Most weeks, Murdaugh appears to be taking full advantage of that limit:
- Oct. 21: $57.59
- Oct. 21 (there were two receipts for this date): $34.89
- Oct. 28: $49.49
- Nov. 4: $58.77
- Nov. 10: $58.58
- Nov. 18: $59.34
- Nov. 24: $59.97
- Dec. 9: $59.42
Now let’s look at what he’s spent that money on …
The Man Needs ‘Clean Underwear’
On Jan. 10, in his effort to get the $7 million bond that was set a month earlier reduced to something “more reasonable” like five-figures and the option to pay up to 10 percent, Harpootlian told the court that Murdaugh was NOT engaging in financial plotting in jail and that there were
very good explanations for what Murdaugh said in the calls.
For instance, Harpootlian said, when Murdaugh instructed a family member to deposit money into
another inmate’s account, he was merely devising a workaround to the jail’s rules on a $60 weekly spending limit at the canteen.
In the words of at least one Twitter user, even in jail Murdaugh appears to be (allegedly) laundering money … according to what his attorney said, anyway.
During this attempt to explain Murdaugh’s apparent financial machinations on the jailhouse phone, an either amused or enraged Harpootlian (hard to tell which) gave, perhaps, (
no, definitely), “too much information.”
“He’d like to get some more underwear,” Harpootlian said. “This is a guy who’s rolling-in-the-cash rich? Asking his his relatives to write checks to a canteen account so he can buy clean underwear? No, this is not.”
Since he was first incarcerated in Columbia through Dec. 9, Murdaugh has purchased exactly one set of boxers (listed as “2XL” … it’s not clear whether this is one pair of XXL boxers or two pairs of XL; either way …
oh my). That purchase was for $4.85.
He first bought said pair of boxers on Nov. 18, 2021, one solid month after arriving at the jail.
This means that in the more than seven weeks he was in jail before Dec. 9, he spent $438.05 at the commissary.
At the Jan. 10 hearing, Harpootlian also maintained that Murdaugh HAD TO come up with a workaround to the $60 a week spending rule because he was being exploited by that predatory, profiteering, privatized jail business model we’ve all heard about.
He said his client couldn’t buy clean underwear or new shirts because he has been getting bilked to the tune of “three bucks for a packet of salt and pepper, four bucks for mayonnaise, five bucks for ketchup.”
In other words, Murdaugh can’t afford his basic needs because “the cost of condiments.”
Though investigators and the co-receivers have not shed much light on what Alex Murdaugh was doing with the millions he’s alleged to have stolen, I think we can assume there might have been some “issues” when it came to Murdaugh “sticking to his budget” prior to getting arrested.
According to the documents we obtained, the cost of jailhouse condiments is actually:
- 13 cents for a mayonnaise packet
- 35 cents for 10 packets of salt
- 35 cents for 10 packets of pepper
- 31 cents for hot sauce
- 73 cents for 1.5 ounces of ranch dressing
I am unsure what the cost of ketchup is because it doesn’t appear he bought any from Oct. 19 through Dec. 9.
Prior to the revelations this fall that Alex Murdaugh is in incredibly deep trouble, he was very well-liked in many Lowcountry circles and was seen as a generous host, as well as a gregarious and congenial guy, who was always ready to show his family and friends — and his sons’ friends — a large time.
He partied at places like Moselle, the family’s hunting lodge where the double homicide happened; before and after University of South Carolina games in Columbia and beyond; on boats; on the family’s Beaufort County island; at the beach; in the Bahamas; in Key West; and at the annual trial lawyers’ association meeting on Hilton Head Island, where he was spotted at multiple bars smiling and drinking just two months after the murders.
Murdaugh’s commissary receipts show us that the party still continues — with or without attendees. It’s not clear.
During his first six weeks of living behind bars, Murdaugh has purchased:
- 30 packages of Cheez-Its
- 30 packages of Peanut M&Ms
- 22 bags of nacho cheese chips
- 21 containers of soup
- 21 packages of grilled cheese crackers
- 17 bags of ToastChee crackers
- 17 bags of plain chips
- 12 hickory beef sticks
- 12 granola bars
- 9 strawberry Pop-Tarts
- 8 packages of chocolate chip cookies
- 8 Baby Ruth bars
- 8 “Butterscotch”
- 6 packages of “duplex” cookies
- 5 Snickers bars
- 5 bags of barbecue pork skins
- 5 packages of lemon cream cookies
- 5 bags of barbecue chips
- 4 packages of summer sausage
- 4 packets of salted peanuts
- 4 chocolate chip cookies
- 4 iced honey buns
- 4 packages of the Whole Shabang
- 3 packages of Starlight Mints
- 3 beef and cheese sticks
- 2 packages of atomic fireballs
- 2 flour tortillas
- 2 packages of chocolate cupcakes
- 2 bags of Flaming Hot Cheetos
- 1 sleeve of saltines
- 1 package of hot summer sausage
- 1 hot pickle
As Murdaugh told the judge during his Dec. 13 bond hearing for 48 of his 51 charges, he has been working out while in jail and is in “the best shape” of his life.
When not working out, Murdaugh might be catching up with his correspondence using the black Flex pen he bought for 45 cents his first week there. Or maybe he’s using it to fill out the $1.83 crossword puzzle or the $2.25 Sudoku puzzle he bought.
He might be engaging in some serious games of solitaire with the two sets of playing cards he bought for $2.58 a pack
And perhaps, he’s taking up cooking with the two “bowls with lid” that he bought for $1.47 apiece.
By Jan. 10, Murdaugh might have been in sore need of new underwear, but his metaphorical “jail closet” grew steadily over the six or so weeks prior to Dec. 9.
While in jail, Murdaugh has purchased two 2XL T-shirts for $5.80, five pairs of tube socks for $2.32, one XL T-shirt for $4.14, one large T-shirt for $4.14, one “6XL” thermal top for $11.40, one “3XL” thermal top for $8.22, one “3XL” men’s thermal bottoms for $8.22 and one pair of shower shoes for $1.83.
The Other Necessities
Through Dec. 9, Alex Murdaugh purchased two bars of Irish Spring soap for $1.50 each, three four-ounce bottles of shampoo for $1.30 each and two Speed Sticks for $3.99 apiece.
The week before Thanksgiving, he bought cough drops for $1.65.
He also purchased one “lip therapy” for $1.45.
And a single container of “petroleum jelly” for $1.83.
Stay tuned for more information in the days ahead about Murdaugh’s life in jail.